I’m Not Dead Yet T-Shirt — Funny Dark Humor Graphic Tee with Skeleton and Medical Gurney
Black / S
$25.99
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A bold black tee that wears like a statement. The front shows a gritty, comic-style scene — a wounded but defiant figure rising from a wrapped form, with the words “I’M NOT DEAD…. YET” in hand-lettered white type. The design reads like a shot of dark humor and resilience: for nights out at shows, late drives, or when you want your outfit to say ‘I’ll keep going’ without a word. The crew neck and classic, roomy cut keep the silhouette casual and easy to layer under jackets or over long sleeves. Soft, midweight cotton gives it structure but still moves with you. It feels lived-in from the first wear and holds printed detail sharply, so the artwork stays striking through washes.
Wear this when you want a little edge on your tee — whether you’re heading to a punk set, hanging with friends who get your grim jokes, or just embracing a stubborn streak on a rough day. The tone is wry, dry, and a little defiant. The shirt pairs naturally with worn denim, boots, and anything that leans toward alternative or rocker styling. Occasions like late-night gigs, Halloween-adjacent events, or small gatherings with kindred spirits will bring the design into its element.
Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) — durable with a smooth surface for sharp prints.
- Tubular knit, no side seams — cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape — maintains shape and prevents stretching.
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork — crisp, detailed design reproduction.
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified — comfortable, ethically made, and safety-tested.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
I’m Not Dead Yet T-Shirt — Funny Dark Humor Graphic Tee with Skeleton and Medical Gurney
$25.99
Wear this when you want a little edge on your tee — whether you’re heading to a punk set, hanging with friends who get your grim jokes, or just embracing a stubborn streak on a rough day. The tone is wry, dry, and a little defiant. The shirt pairs naturally with worn denim, boots, and anything that leans toward alternative or rocker styling. Occasions like late-night gigs, Halloween-adjacent events, or small gatherings with kindred spirits will bring the design into its element.
Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) — durable with a smooth surface for sharp prints.
- Tubular knit, no side seams — cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape — maintains shape and prevents stretching.
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork — crisp, detailed design reproduction.
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified — comfortable, ethically made, and safety-tested.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean