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Lighthearted and bold, this cotton tee lets you wear a wink of protective humor wherever you go. A clean, illustrated front shows a friendly guy beside his clearly-not-happy wife, with the cheeky line: “I’m friendly but my wife isn’t. DON’T TOUCH.” The image reads playful but direct — great for casual outings, backyard barbecues, or lounging at home when you want to keep things fun and a little guarded. The classic crew neck and relaxed fit make it easy to layer under a jacket or pair with jeans. Soft, strong fabric holds the print crisply and keeps the shirt feeling comfortable all day long.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium-weight 180 g/m²) for breathable, durable wear
- Tubular knit, no side seams — cleaner look and less fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/inner labels and DTG for main design for sharp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Graphic Tee — "I'm Friendly But My Wife Isn't. Don't Touch" Couples Humor T-Shirt
$27.10
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium-weight 180 g/m²) for breathable, durable wear
- Tubular knit, no side seams — cleaner look and less fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/inner labels and DTG for main design for sharp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean